How to Get Stuck in a Cornfield

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Getting stuck in a cornfield isn’t the worst thing in the world. It’s a nice change of scenery to boot. There are a number of reasons that this could occur. You’re in a rut, you don’t have a job, or you’re not in the mood to schmooze with the neighbors. If you’re lucky, a neighbor will bail you out and you’ll be back on the horse in no time.

Aside from the obvious, what can you do about it? You could drive your car through it, or you could drive to the other end of the country, which is probably the better route. You could also rely on the other passengers to get you out of it. Or you could try to negotiate for its release. If the above scenario isn’t possible, you could always just let it go and sigh with relief. Getting stuck in a cornfield isn’t fun, but it can be a lot more fun if you have the company of a few friends to share the ordeal with.

In the end, a cornfield won’t do you much good. You’ll need a sturdy car or a sturdy mate to get you and your mates out of the sticky mess. The best way to go about this is to plan ahead. Fortunately, there are plenty of companies out there that are happy to help. The first step in the process is to decide on a clear cut route that you and your friends can all agree on. You’ll also need to assemble a list of contacts and put the plan into action. The key is to take a few minutes out of your day to figure out what you’re going to do.